Pregnant Erotix

Nikki looks like a swollen bovine about to burst with a bleating calf any second now, but that won’t stop her from sucking on a huge donkey dong, nosireebob (are we on a barnyard metaphorical roll or what?). She needs protein for her final trimester, and she sure as heck gonna get it by bobbing on her boyfriend’s boner and swallowing all his nustack juice for her daily nutritional and dietary pregnancy needs. Sure, it’s one thing to receive a spermy donation up her keek and get preggo like she is now, and another to get one down her gullet. But it’s all the same to this cum-crazy, sperm-swilling fecund bitch, anyway.

See how Knocked Up Nikki gets skull fucked in her own site that chronicles nime months of impregnated porn frenzy!

Nikki, Diamond, and Samantha are three very pregnant, very horny cows embarking on their third trimester of pregnancy. Their hormones are still wreaking havoc on their very fecund bodies, however, so they decided to hold an early baby shower party for the three of them. But before you start hunting for darling little booties and baby blankets and layette sets, halt, stop, desist! They are going for a dildo-themed party so they can please their swollen baby-chutes. Better than lamaze, they think.

These mommas have mammaries threatening to burst with milk. They breastfeed on each others’ hooters as if to taste the colostrum meant for their newly-born kids. Afterwards they bring out their little pseudo penises for the fun to begin…like they aren’t infanticipating. This trio of maternal sluts go for the kind of Preggo Abuse that their pediatricans specifically said they shouldn’t indulge in, but do they care? Nooo. It’s like an itch that must be scratched for these three.

They think that this prepares them for a C-section much better than breathing and Kegel exercises, and they’ll have satisfied coochies in the bargain. Oh well. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. And while this set may be another argument to support the logic of lesbian sex during pregnancy (carries less risk for miscarriage I suppose), I also can’t help but feel proud of these Sappho babies: also because in the process they give credence to that old feminist mantra, “Men –ugh – who needs them?”

Nikki is proud to have mammaries swollen with milk. So fascinated is she with those things that she asked her boyfriend to fuck her between her tits before all else. She’s several months on the way, but she doesn’t care as long as she gets her cunt and boobs serviced by cock…and hard, like she isn’t pregnant. This pierced slut goes for the kind of Preggo Abuse that her doctor warned her against. She believes if her cunt is happy, her baby will be happy. What a warped logic, but what great wank fodder for all you preggo fetishists out there, all the same.

I can only imagine the pregnancy pains an expectant mother goes through, but trust Nikki here to ease them all up with an old-fashioned technique— fuck the pain away! Preggo Abuse goes all-out with this horny slut who’s got a seriously big bun in her oven by letting her on top of this stunt cock.  It isn’t easy with her bulk to go up and down and get maximum penetration up her vaginal canal, but she does it like a pro and ends up feeling better, too. Physical therapists don’t hold a candle to this slutty preggo.

…why, lots of protein and sausage meat, of course! Everyone knows a pregnant woman needs a complete meal for her and her baby, which is why Knocked Up Nikki makes sure she swallows copious amounts of both before she starts birthing rug rats by the dozen. Her porn repertoire reads like a regular slut’s: blowjobs, masturbation, lesbian, hardcore, facial, etc. etc. So what if she’s several months shy of being a mother? The important thing is not to waste time between being a single slut and being a MILF, and if pregnancy occurs, why not work with it like Nikki hornily demonstrates.

Knocked Up Nikki doesn’t care if her swollen belly means she has to angle her hips in such a way as to accommodate her favorite sex toy with ease. This horny momma may be expecting a kid to come out of that baby-chute any time soon, but that won’t stop her from fucking herself with dildos, and letting other dicks, lesbian fingers, and tongues to invade it. She claims that being pregnant has made her hornier than ever, that’s why she put up this site to document her slutty activities as a would-be mommy. Aren’t we lucky that gals like these have hormones that won’t stop running wild even when they’re gestating?