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Nikki, Diamond, and Samantha are three very pregnant, very horny cows embarking on their third trimester of pregnancy. Their hormones are still wreaking havoc on their very fecund bodies, however, so they decided to hold an early baby shower party for the three of them. But before you start hunting for darling little booties and baby blankets and layette sets, halt, stop, desist! They are going for a dildo-themed party so they can please their swollen baby-chutes. Better than lamaze, they think.

These mommas have mammaries threatening to burst with milk. They breastfeed on each others’ hooters as if to taste the colostrum meant for their newly-born kids. Afterwards they bring out their little pseudo penises for the fun to begin…like they aren’t infanticipating. This trio of maternal sluts go for the kind of Preggo Abuse that their pediatricans specifically said they shouldn’t indulge in, but do they care? Nooo. It’s like an itch that must be scratched for these three.

They think that this prepares them for a C-section much better than breathing and Kegel exercises, and they’ll have satisfied coochies in the bargain. Oh well. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. And while this set may be another argument to support the logic of lesbian sex during pregnancy (carries less risk for miscarriage I suppose), I also can’t help but feel proud of these Sappho babies: also because in the process they give credence to that old feminist mantra, “Men –ugh – who needs them?”

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In a rather strange hybrid of porn niches, KnockedUpNelly com presents a lesbian-preggo update featuring two very pregnant, yet very Sapphic sluts with swollen bellies. Nelly may or may not have given birth by now, but one thing’s for sure: her educated tongue and fingers will play peek-a-boo with her gal pal’s unborn kid in this kinky episode of her very own site. Neither of these two expecting mommies-to-be believe in classical music therapy to soothe their little bundles of joy. They believe that a good orgasm or two will appease everyone involved, so they proceed to go lesbo on each others’ behinds. What strange maternal instincts, eh?

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